Dude, Where's My Car?

Dude, Where's My Car?
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Directed by	Danny Leiner
Written by	Philip Stark
Produced by	Wayne Rice Gil Netter Broderick Johnson Andrew Kosove
Starring	Ashton Kutcher Seann William Scott Kristy Swanson Jennifer Garner Marla Sokoloff
Cinematography	Robert M. Stevens
Edited by	Kimberly Ray
Music by	David Kitay
Production company	20th Century Fox[1]
Distributed by	20th Century Fox[1]
Release dates	December 10, 2000 (2000-12-10) (premiere) December 15, 2000 (2000-12-15) (United States)
Running time	88 minutes[1]
Country	United States[1]
Language	English
Budget	$13 million[2]
Box office	$73.2 million[2]

Dude, Where's My Car? is a 2000 American stoner comedy film directed by Danny Leiner. The film stars Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott as two best friends who find themselves unable to remember where they parked their vehicle after a night of recklessness, ultimately uncovering a conspiracy that threatens the universe. Supporting cast members include Kristy Swanson, Jennifer Garner, and Marla Sokoloff. Though the film was panned by most critics, it was a box office success and has managed to achieve a cult status. The film's title became a minor pop-culture saying, and was commonly reworked in various pop-cultural contexts during the 2000s.^[3]

Best friends and roommates Jesse and Chester awaken with hangovers and no memory of the previous night. The answering machine contains an angry message from their twin girlfriends Wilma and Wanda as to their whereabouts. The two also learn they have almost been fired from their pizza delivery jobs, and they find the cabinets in their kitchen are full of containers of pudding. They emerge from their home to find Jesse's car missing (leading to the titular question) and with it their girlfriends' first-anniversary presents. Because the girls have promised them a "special treat", which Jesse and Chester take to mean sexual intercourse, the men desperately begin retracing their steps in an attempt to discover where they left the car.

Along the way, they encounter a transgender stripper, a belligerent speaker box operator at a Chinese restaurant's drive-through, two tattoos they discover on each other's backs, UFO cultists led by Zoltan (who later hold the twins hostage), a Cantonese-speaking Chinese tailor, the Zen-minded Nelson and his cannabis-loving dog Jackal, beautiful Christie Boner, her aggressive jock boyfriend Tommy and his friends, two hard-nosed police detectives, and a reclusive French ostrich farmer named Pierre. They also meet two groups of aliens, one group being five attractive women, the other being two Norwegian men, searching for the "Continuum Transfunctioner": an extraterrestrial device that the Jesse and Chester accidentally acquired the night before.

The search for both the car and the Transfunctioner leads Jesse and Chester to the local arcade and mini-golf course, Captain Stu's Space-O-Rama. Once inside, they encounter Zoltan and his cultists who give them Wilma and Wanda in exchange for a toy that Jesse and Chester try to pass off as the Transfunctioner. Tommy, Christie, and the jocks arrive along with Nelson and his dog, whom they release after Tommy snatches the fake Transfunctioner from Zoltan. The two sets of aliens arrive and notify everyone of the real Continuum Transfunctioner: a Rubik's Cube that Chester has been working hard the whole movie to solve. He then solves it on the spot, causing the device to shapeshift into its true form.

The boys are warned that once the five lights on the device stop flashing, the universe will be destroyed. Jesse and Chester must determine which group of aliens is there to protect the universe and which is there to destroy it. Both claim to be the protectors of the universe, stating that they were with Jesse and Chester the previous night, which Jesse and Chester still cannot remember anything of. The two correctly choose the Norwegian men after they successfully answer their question about the previous night by stating they got a hole-in-one at the 18th hole at the arcade's miniature golf park and won a lifetime supply of pudding. At the last second, they deactivate the Transfunctioner, saving the universe.

Enraged, the five alien women merge into a beautiful 50-foot giantess clad in a purple bra and matching miniskirt. She devours Tommy alive in front of Christie (who reacts with indifference), and gives chase to Jesse and Chester. The cultists tell them to activate the Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam on the Transfunctioner. However, the button that activates it is too far in to reach. Chester suddenly remembers a nature show from earlier in the day, with chimpanzees using sticks to gather food through small holes, and applies the same logic with a straw to push the recessed button, destroying the alien. Tommy survives, but Christie breaks up with him in favor of Nelson.

The protectors thank Jesse, Chester, and the twins for saving the world, and erase their memories of the adventure. The protectors park the duo's car, a Renault Le Car, behind a mail truck for them to find the following morning. Jesse and Chester salvage their relationships with the twins and discover the special treat from the girls turns out to be matching berets with Jesse and Chester's names embroidered in the front. The protectors leave a gift for their girlfriends (and, for the two men): breast enhancement necklaces. Jesse, Chester, and the twins go out for Chinese food in Jesse's car, while arguing about what their tattoos say.

The film's screenplay was written by That '70s Show screenwriter and script editor Philip Stark. Seth Rogen and Jake Gyllenhaal both auditioned for the lead roles.^[4][5] Jason Reitman turned down the offer to direct the film twice.^[6] Principal photography took place in North Hollywood, Santa Clarita, and Glendale, California. Scenes containing the fictional restaurant "Chinese Foooood" were filmed in Burbank, California.^[7]

On Rotten Tomatoes, Dude, Where's My Car? has an approval rating of 17% based on reviews from 60 critics, with an average rating of 3.59/10. The site's critical consensus reads, "The movie isn't funny, the plot is too thin, and the production values feel more like a TV sitcom than a movie."^[8] On Metacritic, the film has a weighted average score of 30 out of 100, based on 17 critics, indicating "generally unfavorable reviews".^[9] Audiences polled by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B−" on an A+ to F scale.^[10]

The BBC Films review gave it 1 star, calling the film "a lame-brained travesty" and "intensely irritating", and Kutcher and Scott's routines "painfully unamusing".^[11] USA Today said: "Any civilization that can produce a movie this stupid probably deserves to be hit by famine and pestilence." The Chicago Tribune said: "At the end of 83 unmerciful minutes, audiences will be exclaiming, 'Dude, I can't believe I sat through that movie!?'" and the New York Post said that it was: "An almost chuckle-free mess, so amateurish and lame that the cast often has that embarrassed look you see on dogs given ridiculous haircuts."^[9] However, the New York Daily News did praise the "surprisingly sweet-natured pairing" of Kutcher and Scott. In 2014, Adam Boult of The Guardian listed the film as a "guilty pleasure", saying Kutcher and Scott were underrated as comedic performers and while the film overall was disjointed, it was nonetheless "packed with so many throw-away gags and Dadaist one liners it’s impossible to absorb them all in a single sitting".^[12]

The film opened at number 2 at the North American box office, grossing US$13.8 million in its opening weekend behind What Women Want, which opened at the top spot with US$33 million.^[2] Its overall gross came to $46 million in the US and $73.2 million in total worldwide from a $13 million budget.^[2]

The DVD was released on June 26, 2001, with 7 deleted and extended scenes, an audio commentary with Kutcher, Scott, and Leiner, a behind-the-scenes featurette, the music video for Grand Theft Audio's "Stoopid Ass", TV spots, and the theatrical trailer. The VHS version was released on November 6, 2001.^[13] The film was later released on Blu-ray; the only special feature is the inclusion of the original theatrical trailer.

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The soundtrack for the film was released December 15, 2000, by London Import.

1. "Stoopid Ass" – Grand Theft Audio
2. "Playmate of the Year" – Zebrahead
3. "Lighting the Way" – Superdrag
4. "I'm Afraid of Britney Spears" – Liveonrelease
5. "Authenticity" – Harvey Danger
6. "Voodoo Lady" – Ween
7. "Listen to the Music" – Dangerman
8. "So Cal Loco (Party Like a Rockstar)" – Sprung Monkey
9. "We Luv U" – Grand Theft Audio
10. "Lunatic" – Silt
11. "Sorry About Your Luck" – Spy
12. "Bust a Move" – Young MC

Songs featured in the film but not included in the soundtrack

• "It Could Be You" – Blur
• "Come On, Come On" – Smash Mouth
• "You Sexy Thing" – Hot Chocolate
• "Claire Danes Poster" – Size 14
• "Let it Ride" – Spy
• "Right Now" – SR-71
• "American Psycho" – Treble Charger
• "Here We Go" (Radio Edit) - Freestylers
• "The Bubble Bunch" – Jimmy Spicer
• "Zoltan's Theme" – turtle?
• "Little Things" – Good Charlotte
• "What I Believe" – Sum 41
• "Bakhuphuka Izwe Lonke" – Ladysmith Black Mambazo
• "Sitar Dude" – Terry Wilson
• "Pachelbel's Canon" – written by Johann Pachelbel, arranged by Lee Ashley
• "La Marseillaise" – written by Claude Joseph Rouget de Lisle

In 2012, the Pittsburgh Pirates started using the "Zoltan" hand signal from the film as a way for players to congratulate their teammates after an accomplishment such as a home run or a double play. The habit started after the Pirates (in particular Neil Walker) were watching Dude, Where's My Car? in the visiting clubhouse at Turner Field in Atlanta during an April 2012 weekend series against the Atlanta Braves.^[14] After a Twitter campaign to encourage the "real" Zoltan to appear at a game, Hal Sparks flew to Pittsburgh on July 25, 2012, to throw out the ceremonial first pitch, and was on hand to see the Pirates win 3–2 over his hometown team, the Chicago Cubs. Also there to support the team was Hal's girlfriend, Summer Soltis, whose family is from the area and are Pirates fans themselves.^[15] Despite picking up a cult following in Pittsburgh^[16] and helping the team contend in the playoff race well into September, the Pirates finished with a 79–83 record, extending their major North American professional sports record to 20 consecutive losing seasons before ultimately breaking their drought in 2013.

A sequel titled Seriously Dude, Where's My Car? was planned circa 2003, but became stuck in development hell for several years and never materialized. In 2016, Kutcher confirmed the existence of a script for Seriously Dude, Where's My Car? and further elaborated he would potentially consider appearing in a sequel.^[17] In August 2017, Scott discussed his interest in making a sequel and that he would desire it to be rated R and "dark and really weird".^[18]

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